it was a beautiful night, stars in the sky and the moon shining down on the two very hot lesbians on their fourth date. because these chicks were classy and there was no first date one night stand or third date obligation. it was the fourth cause that is taking it slow. mine was like the 56th fucking date because you try dating an awkward asshole like the one i got and getting some.
kara and sara have a unique love one that spaned from the fact they are incredibly beautiful girls who kicked ass and had hot asses. 10/10 on all counts. also their names are really similar but they don't rhyme???? like sorta if you say it slow but if you say it fast, ti dont fit so i dunno what to tell you. maybe that means they're soul mates. not the lack of rhyme - the name similarities
they proceeded to have classy sex. no breasts out of bras, only fondling behind the bra, a little hands in the pants action and then whatever weapon of choice they fancied i guess. i know what id have done but i ain't a chick so i dunno if it counts - leonard said guys can't have a say in what lesbians do.
"you make me feel like a woman."
"i am very womanly. hear me roar."
"don't you think feminism is great and mick has a big penis."
"Yes."
despite being lesban lesbians, they were aware of the mythically massive penis that mick possessed and despite its allure, they did not want it. cause lesbians dont want dick but it's not on the guy, you know? don't judge the dick or the lesbian, just not compatiable like when you try and plug you plug into those funny european sockets.
dick can't change a lesbian. not that either are??? i think sara is bi and i dunno what kara is cause she's an alien. maybe there's a new kind of sexuality. maybe it's to like green men and hot chicks only. we'll never know but it's probably sexy.
she can't be all that gay, she wanted a threesome out of me.
their love making was so tender and sexy but never once did they get positively filthy and do the sort of shit that people want from traditional porn like groping boobs, maybe a little light spanking, some bondage and dirty shit i ain't gonna wrie about but you know what i mean.
mick didn't watch, he was a gentlemen. he liked strong women. kara, sara, that potential hot robo chick gideon, peggy, sometimes that caitlin chick and that one who promised to make me booze. he was very for women. they were strong, sexy females who would not let any man tell them what to do. or any bra. and maybethey'll all kiss a little.
sara and kara held hands after doing it and lay in bed, nt thinking about Mick's massive elephant trunk size dick, enjoying the beautiful romantic moment.
then sara shot rip in the face. "i'm dying, pip pip jolly good, but you two are sexy and i approve."
and then rip died and the chicks got married and mick got told he was a classy porn writer by his know it all friends.
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The very classy and totally not unrealistic porn slid under kara's door
kara and sara have a unique love one that spaned from the fact they are incredibly beautiful girls who kicked ass and had hot asses. 10/10 on all counts. also their names are really similar but they don't rhyme???? like sorta if you say it slow but if you say it fast, ti dont fit so i dunno what to tell you. maybe that means they're soul mates. not the lack of rhyme - the name similarities
they proceeded to have classy sex. no breasts out of bras, only fondling behind the bra, a little hands in the pants action and then whatever weapon of choice they fancied i guess. i know what id have done but i ain't a chick so i dunno if it counts - leonard said guys can't have a say in what lesbians do.
"you make me feel like a woman."
"i am very womanly. hear me roar."
"don't you think feminism is great and mick has a big penis."
"Yes."
despite being
lesbanlesbians, they were aware of the mythically massive penis that mick possessed and despite its allure, they did not want it. cause lesbians dont want dick but it's not on the guy, you know? don't judge the dick or the lesbian, just not compatiable like when you try and plug you plug into those funny european sockets.dick can't change a lesbian. not that either are??? i think sara is bi and i dunno what kara is cause she's an alien. maybe there's a new kind of sexuality. maybe it's to like green men and hot chicks only. we'll never know but it's probably sexy.
she can't be all that gay, she wanted a threesome out of me.
their love making was so tender and sexy but never once did they get positively filthy and do the sort of shit that people want from traditional porn like groping boobs, maybe a little light spanking, some bondage and dirty shit i ain't gonna wrie about but you know what i mean.
mick didn't watch, he was a gentlemen. he liked strong women. kara, sara, that potential hot robo chick gideon, peggy, sometimes that caitlin chick and that one who promised to make me booze. he was very for women. they were strong, sexy females who would not let any man tell them what to do. or any bra. and maybethey'll all kiss a little.
sara and kara held hands after doing it and lay in bed, nt thinking about Mick's massive elephant trunk size dick, enjoying the beautiful romantic moment.
then sara shot rip in the face. "i'm dying, pip pip jolly good, but you two are sexy and i approve."
and then rip died and the chicks got married and mick got told he was a classy porn writer by his know it all friends.